Didn't you know: China is Ready!

China did this song to promote the upcoming Olympics. It's like "We Are the World" in that it's just a shitload of Chinese pop-icons singing a line each. It's their anthem about how they're prepared to enter the developed world.





Between Aqua Dots made out of GHB, recalled lead-laced Mattel toys, and spilled oil -- I'm not convinced they're ready. China should just stick to songs like this: