Save Me!

It is almost 3 in the morning, and I'm still up grading really bad first draft of short stories from my students. Eh, they're not all bad, but most are.

What is keeping me sane is to take breaks between every couple of stories. And you know what I do during these quick breaks? I look at internet porn. They don't even turn me on, but I look at them anyways. They help distract me.